Popping The Question

I got down on one knee, and asked my friend Wesley..... will you get a pig with me?

he said yes!!!

He actually got really fuckin' excited about it, vastly more excited then i thought he would. We started immediately making lists of the things that we wanted to make (see previous post). We still need to figure out where we want to get this beast from, but we have it narrowed down to a couple of different places.

We are pretty picky when it comes to spending money because we are so broke ass, so we are looking for the most pig for the buck.

The primary use for this blog if for us to articulate what we actually want to do with porky once he arrives, we don't want to waste anything so planning is kind of important especially since this stuff is for home use, which is why we will be curing a whole shitpile of it.


This is the first time I'm weighing in, but i will be posting more as time goes by and scheduling allows

-Chris

PS. i found 2 pounds of belly in my freezer last night, gonna do something with it, probably will post it up if i have the time and energy but don't hold your breath (im looking at you, Wes)

PPS. We are professional cooks, not writers, our grammar sucks... deal with it.

pork shaped thought bubbles

Here's a list of ideas of what Chris and I want to make.

Mortadella
Rillettes
pig trotters
lardo
blood sausage (aka boudin noir)
bacon
blood pudding (filipino stylie)
terrine en croute
head cheese
ham
longganisa(a filipino sausage)
crispy pata (deep fried pork shank)
American ribs
pork bone soup (aka gamjatang)
Cantonese BBQ pork

what I'm starting to think something is more important than deciding what will be made.
It need to be decide what MUST be done. By this I mean what technique must be used.

I'm sure Chris will agree that we must do most of the following:

Hot smoking
Cold smoking
curing
terrine
pate
sausage making
braising

Another aspect that needs some organization is how much of what will be made. I will only figure
that out when I know how much of what (eg. how many pounds of pork belly) will we have. An educated
guess may be made if I study some pig anatomy and talk with a butcher. Hopefully it will be possible to
calculate how much of say pork shoulder will I have from a pig's total weight.

New steps seems to appear as we proceed. Each step being different carries with it a different, shall we say,
thought process. Each of which accumulates my worry.

That's how I know we should continue. I say myself 'Are you fucking nuts? We better be.'

Is there a word to describe having fun with one's growing insanity?

Now to finish of this post, may I present the following fucked up idea (and the inspiration of our URL)

Carpaccio of pork tenderloin.

wesley

This is where we start

Right. This is a blog that has been created because Chris asked me a question.

'Do you want to buy a pig?'

We'd buy the pig from a reputable source, break down ( butcher and vac-pack) the beast and cook what ever the hell we want.

I said yes.

And this blog will chronicle what happens next.

So why create a blog about it? Part of the reason will be to help Chris and I organize what we will want/need to do. This is going to be a lot of work and proper preparation prevents piss poor performance. I think that's how that goes.

Secondly, we are going to embark on something big. Trust me. I could explain, but it take very long to FULLY do it justice. So we are going to take our time, work accordingly and reveal the wonder of this project. We must be nuts.

wesley

PS. this is your first and last warning. this blog may contain mature language and subject matter with may not be suitable for most readers. Reader discretion is advised. In a nutshell, fuck off.